The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die on command

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!