The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to hate nature

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!