The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!