The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to hate nature

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die on command

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!