The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!