The power to not be able to get powers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!