The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!