the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to cook bad meals.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!