The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to create shit

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!