The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!