The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!