The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!