The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to make any girl hate you

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!