- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

the power to control your own body movements

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

the power to do one push-up

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to die if you think

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

The power to be distracted with grea

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to write a country song

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

the power to read something without looking at it

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

Pointless Super Powers