The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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penis

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!