The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to move something right next to you

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to create shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!