the power to do one push-up

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!