The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to fart upon command.

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Meatvision.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!