The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!