the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to fail

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!