The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!