The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!