The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to die.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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penis

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Lactokinesis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!