The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have bad luck!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!