the power to see through water.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!