The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Being Aquaman

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!