The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!