The power to shit dirt!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!