the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The Power to Combust

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!