The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of bullet atraction

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to vote

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!