The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!