The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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A healing punch

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!