Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to see through glass

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!