The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!