The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!