The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to die but once

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to shoot superman

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Grass eating

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!