The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to learn only at school.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Being Aquaman

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!