the power to see through glass

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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A healing punch

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!