the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!