- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to sugar a limpet

The ability to yell through your nose

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to glow in the dark

The ability to see through glass

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to think.

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to fly into the sun.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

Being a Spice Girl

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to see through air.

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

Pointless Super Powers