xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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See through invisible people

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!