The power to get hurt every other hour

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to shrink your penis.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!