- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

The power to see through a hole

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

The power to fart flames

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

the power to see with your eyes open

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

A healing punch

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The power to not have this superpower

The power of bullet atraction

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

Pointless Super Powers