the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Grass eating

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!