the power to always hug people

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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See through invisible people

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!