The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to fart flames

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!