The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the ability to enjoy school

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!