Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!