The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!