the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!